Alright, it is now WEEK 7 for "Wipeout Watch." If I haven't mentioned it before, I'm getting pretty desperate over here. I was told by my S-I-L that I need some sort of publicity stunt.
I thought about an extravagant funeral, but I figured some other more notable stars already beat me to it. I thought about getting a Nobel Prize, but I think Kanye would cut me off and say Obama's Nobel was better! So what's a guy to do?
How about if I send one of my kids up in a homemade balloon shaped like the Big Red Balls from Wipeout--surely that would garner some attention, right? So which kid should I send up so that we can shut down airports and needlessly preoccupy law enforcement?
Oh, no chuckles; what, too soon to joke about that??
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